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Post by Lord Ærynn on Jan 7, 2017 14:58:10 GMT -5
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Team | Record W-L-D | League Points | Completions | Touchdowns | Interceptions | Casualties Inflicted | Casualties Suffered
| Ale Laddies | Competition: 1-3-0 Friendly: 0-0-0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | Aerynn's Assassins | Competition: 4-2-0 Friendly: 1-0-0
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| The Olde Yorke Zepplins | Competition: 2-0-1 Friendly: 0-0-0
| 7 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 4 | Warpstone Wanderers | Competition: 1-2-0 Friendly: 0-0-0
| 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 5 | (Vince) | Competition: 2-0-1 Friendly: 0-0-0
| 7 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 7 | 8 | (George) | Competition: 2-1-0 Friendly: 0-1-0
| 6 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 2 | (Tom) | Competition: 0-0-0 Friendly: 0-0-0
| 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | (Rodrigo) | Competition: 0-1-0 Friendly: 0-0-0
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Season One StatisticsPost Game Reports Below. Update Team Rosters.
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Post by shaneymania on Jan 7, 2017 18:45:04 GMT -5
Warpstone Wanders squeak 2-0 Victory over Ale Laddies!
While it may be the vile ratmen who are infamous for their cheating, underhanded tactics, it was the dauntless dwarfs who suffered two sendings-off, in a relatively bloodless match-up.
In a post-game interview, The Wanderers current head couch, Fink Scabnail, was quick to praise his teams nimble agility and stealthy pace, while deflecting accusations from members of the dwarven press that the rat-kin simply ran away like cowardly vermin.
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Post by Southerncap on Jan 7, 2017 21:05:24 GMT -5
The Zeps played Vince's humans today in a furious battle that ended in a meager 0-0 draw... A lot of sound and fury that signified nothing.
An overall brutal affair saw four of Vince's team fall as casualties, as well as two Zep linemen. It looks like all of Vince's players will be game-ready for the next match, however.
The same is not true for the Zeps, who saw both casualties experience complications that will leave them out of the next contest. But hey, they're still breathing, right?
Zep fans are eagerly awaiting the next contest, rumored to be the vermin horde known as the Warpstone Wanderers. Veteran Blitzer Mikkal Alstott isn't too worried about the match, however, and when asked about the game only had the following comment, "We'll go out, smack the vermin scum around for our boys Reggie and Warrick, and bury what's left of them on the practice pitch. Tails up."
Bold words, but it could be anybody's game!
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Post by Randy on Jan 8, 2017 5:53:53 GMT -5
It was perfect weather to kick off the first game of the season. The noble hard hitting Dwarfs were up against the cowardly Skaven. The rat fans showed up enmass to watch their sleazy team play. 11,000 in all showed up. The dwarf fans only numbered 8,000.
It is true the the Dwarfs were caught twice fouling their vermin opponents leading to two ejections. One being runner Zippy Snailtrail who was awarded the Dwarf MVP award for taking one for the team. The Ale Laddies other runner Slug Lightspeed unfortunately suffered in injury at his own hands when he decided to go for it. He tripped and hit the ground so hard he has fractured his thick skull and will play with a lower armor rating for the rest of the season.
Let this be a warning to all who play the rat people in the future. When it is apparent your stubby leg do not have the speed to score a touch down before the end of the half or game their tactic is to be cowardly and run away. COWARDS!!!!
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Post by shaneymania on Jan 8, 2017 19:54:33 GMT -5
No amount of skittering or scuttling could save the Warpstone Wanderers from defeat at the hands of the Olde Yorke Zepplins this evening, in a tough-hitting game that ended 1-0 to the Human team.
The Ratkin found their usually agile play style hampered by a number of tactical factors, most notably being repeatedly stunned, pummeled, and stomped on, leading to a large number of injuries, although nothing too serious that a little warpstone therapy won't heal in time for their next game.
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Post by Southerncap on Jan 8, 2017 21:33:36 GMT -5
No amount of skittering or scuttling could save the Warpstone Wanderers from defeat at the hands of the Olde Yorke Zepplins this evening, in a tough-hitting game that ended 1-0 to the Human team. The Ratkin found their usually agile play style hampered by a number of tactical factors, most notably being repeatedly stunned, pummeled, and stomped on, leading to a large number of injuries, although nothing too serious that a little warpstone therapy won't heal in time for their next game. The Zeps may have won the match, but their terrible luck with injuries continues. Another pair of players (both Zep casualties) suffered significant injuries, which will likely hamper them for the season to come. More immediately, however, they will be unable to compete in the next match. The vermin scum suffered one casualty from the hands of the Zeps, and another from an unfortunate foray into the hooligan-strewn crowds outside the pitch. Both should be fine, outside of some nasty cuts and bruises...
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Post by Randy on Jan 15, 2017 6:23:03 GMT -5
The Ale laddies hit the grid iron yesterday and played the despicable orcs. It was a brutal day on the field as the rotton orcs seemed more interested in harming their oponents rather than score a touchtown. Case in point, those scoundrels gouged the eye of the most honorable Carbuncle Stonepimple causing him to miss the next game. It was a most unlikely ending when the Orcs scored on the last play of the game to squeak out a 2 - 1 victory. The Dwarfs are starting the season 0 - 2 but their spirits are high or their spirits made them high, it is unclear at this juncture.
We would like to give a shout out to player Zippy Snailtrail who has the status of expert now gaining the skill of leader.
GO DWARFS!!!!
- coach Toegar Stinkybeard
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Post by Lord Ærynn on Jan 15, 2017 8:21:48 GMT -5
Aerynn's Assassins started their season off with a 3-0 win against the orcs of the Miami Dolphin Eaters. It was a spectacular game of moving the ball, with the elves scoring 3 touchdowns with 3 completions. Armor proved valuable to both teams, as almost no injuries were suffered the entire game.
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Post by Randy on Jan 16, 2017 18:04:14 GMT -5
It was a glorious day on the field. The Ale Laddies won the day in true Dwarf fashion by sending two of their Orc foes to meet their maker. As I side note the Dwarfs won the game 1 - 0. Blocker Toad Rockskull in his first game catapulted to expert status by in flicking a casualty on a Orc and then winning the game MVP. Slug Lightspeed dashed across the field untouched for the game's only touchdown.
- Toegar Stinkybeard.
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Post by Southerncap on Jan 17, 2017 9:36:58 GMT -5
"Well Bob, as this match between Aerynn's Assassins and The Olde Yorke Zeppelins moves into its final moments, I have to say it's been a brutal contest between these two teams-"
"Look Jim! Zeps receiver Deckard has broken away with the ball! He's got an open road to the endzone!"
"He's doing a little showboating there, Bob..."
"Yeah, he's kind of a douche, Jim."
"Oof! Aaaaaand down he goes, a mere few feet from the goal line!"
"Didn't this same thing happen to him last week against the Warpstone vermin, Jim?"
"That it did, Bob, that it did... Pride before the fall and all that nonsense."
"There's the whistle, Jim. That'll do it! Zeps win with a score of one to nil, with the douche scoring the only Zep TD. Three casualties inflicted by the Zeps, and the Assassins were able to stab a Zep lineman violently enough to send him to the medicos."
"Lotta stabbing from the Dark Elves, Bob. Very much as expected."
"Poor Mikkal von Alstott, Jim. I think those assassins tried to stab him so much he's formed a complex."
"I agree, Bob. I doubt he'll sleep for at least a week, thinking there are daggers in the dark."
"Peyton Manfred had his first successful completion of the year, so that's nice..."
"Good for him. Probably thinks he's an elf now. We'll have to see what happens to his ego over the course of the season."
"I'm sure he'll be dead before the end of the season, Jim."
"Too right, Bob! Thank you all for joining us for today's match! You can all go back to your regularly scheduled warfare."
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Post by Randy on Feb 5, 2017 7:49:38 GMT -5
It was a brutal day on the Blood Bowl pitch as the Ale Laddies duked it out with the Altdorf Griffons. (Vince) The end result was a glorious Dwarf win at 1 - 0. The only score was the last play of the game as the Altdorf Griffons only had two players standing on the field. The game was so brutal at one point neither team was interested in the loose ball and just fought each other. Two players on the Altdorf Griffons have died, the two other casualties they suffered will return to the pitch though one of said two will miss the next game. The Dwarfs suffered one casualty but fear not, he will return next game.
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